After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.
by Douglas February 13, 2005

by DOUGLAS April 28, 2004

sticking your big, wrinkley, hairy, old, nut sack and inserting it in someones open mouth while they are sleeping
by douglas June 14, 2004

by Douglas August 14, 2003

A short board or plank attached to a long pole used for stirring up the bottom of a shallow pond or stream.
by Douglas August 26, 2003


(bubble guts) when your guts are bubbling and rumbling, and you gotta shoot hot lava out of your stinky hole; an unsure feeling inside whether or not you got a toilet nearby or any toilet paper and that just gives your the bg's even more.
by Douglas May 27, 2003
