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Flap the teabag

To converse professionally.
"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
by Johannisore August 15, 2023
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The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
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The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.
by British Teabagger December 24, 2024
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Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
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chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Teabag

To humiliate a person in a video game, by spamming the crouch button over or near a persons dead body.
The teabag originated in Halo in the early 2000s, but has made its way to any game on the planet that has a crouching mechanic, especially in Call of Duty and Mortal Kombat.
by Insert handle_here August 31, 2020
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Teabagging

Sitting in a cup of drama like a teabag in a cup of water waiting to spill the tea
I've been teabagging this group chat and im ready to spill the tea
by KatKatt July 26, 2021
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