Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009

tabletalk

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

loons on loon tablets

people who laugh. a lot.

"we laughed like loons on loon tablets, i.e. A LOT"

by karis November 1, 2004

table grav

a gravity bong collected from leftover weed/marijuana on your table. usually collected out of desperation and often times includes non-marijuana material such as dust, dirt, food, etc.

Do we have any weed left? ..No man, we're out. But you might be able to scrape enough weed off the coffee table for a table grav.

by surfing cowboy from alpharetta November 19, 2010

Tablespoon Coon

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.

White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"

by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

Table has tilted

A lie or something that has been hidden from someone came off.

Explanation : There is a medical test called tilt-table testing performed to figure out an unknown symptom.

The table has tilted folks, the game is rigged.

- George Carlin (The American Dream)

by oguzgelal November 29, 2014

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015