Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

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Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.

It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.

by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023

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Mansirat and Tristan

Mansirat and Tristan are really zesty and they are the people to kiss in the gas station bathroom. If you guys are dating BREAK UP

Mansirat and Tristan are ZESTY

by RianBadussyiscool December 13, 2023

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Tristan is the kind of guy who can make you smile with just one look. He has the prettiest eyes and it feels like the most amazing honor in the world when he looks into your eyes with his. He’s very thoughtful and attentive even when you might think he’s not listening or noticing but he always does. A supportive and loyal friend he always knows how to make you laugh. He’s a music lover and is always good to have on aux. You’re lucky if you know a Tristan.

“do you know this Tristan guy?”
“Well yeah, everyone loves Tristan!”

by Garlicbreadlover3 December 17, 2023

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