by Prawnlover99 January 07, 2016
The act of putting a scary image in the middle of a porn video so as to scare a guy and totally make them never watch porn again.
Dude I had this porn scare lasts night of this monster from Insidious and almost ripped my penis off!!
by you_don't_wanna_know October 10, 2013
Alex: Hey, stefan want to go watch some gay porn and masturbate together?
Stefan: Sure but, I am kinda horny want to have sex after that?
Alex: Sure, but I have to be on top.
Stefan: Sure but, I am kinda horny want to have sex after that?
Alex: Sure, but I have to be on top.
by DingleDangleJinglesJangles March 27, 2019
In beer nerd circles, a photo of one's beer collection. Usually consisting of rare or hard to find beers. Often times, it features close ups of labels or brewery logos. Can also be close ups of a poured beer, though less common.
I just posted new beer porn pics of all the Dark Lord Imperial Stout I bought at the festival.
(many close ups of the sweet Dark Lord label)
(many close ups of the sweet Dark Lord label)
by DaGanjaSamurai October 09, 2010
Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...
Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.
by Ira Goldbaum September 17, 2009
Jim had been surfing his favourite porn sites but began to suffer from porn fatigue after a couple of hours.
by caughtthegayhavewe? December 24, 2009
A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.
I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
by Nacatac April 25, 2011