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jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.
John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.
by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016
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Double standard

The one where if a male stands up for a female, he's a soldier, but if he stands up to a female, he's a clown. Meanwhile, if a female stands up to a male, she's a hero, and everybody is on her side. That is one you don't hear about from feminists, since they are more interested in having their own win a bullshit battle of the sexes than having all of humanity triumph.
Females are not a less selfish sex than males, you just don't hear as much about a double standard that doesn't make them look good from feminists.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Double standard

A female that thinks she can handle you, but that you can't handle her. Feminists like to go by double standards all the time, feminism is based on its own double standards, and never seeing it.
The girl was a walking double standard who wouldn't know what to call people if they didn't let her know who and what she was. Like a parrot, she just repeated their words, since she thought everyone else was just teasing other people, like her.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020
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Teacher Standard

When your or someone else's teacher never responds to anyone when you'd need them to.
I have been asking my teacher through G-mail how to complete this one assignment. But they are really pulling a teacher standard right now.
by 1080 March 9, 2021
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standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students
"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"
by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024
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Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.
Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".
by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011
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