Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.

I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.

by christian luyando March 15, 2019

Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

flat squirrel

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016

Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

by Startup Street September 15, 2022

Horny Squirrel

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel

"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"

by laresistance August 25, 2014

Squirrel Flip

When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.

"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"

"They're blue today!"

by Deadly44 September 26, 2020

Fat squirrel

When someone puts one testicle in each cheek and your penis rest on their forehead

Bro this girl fat squirreled me last night and I about lost my nut

by Killer kiwi 6969 February 19, 2021