balls cold

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.
by O Purehitta April 03, 2011
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Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD
Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.
by English Rasputin September 26, 2023
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chemical cold

symptoms similar to having a cold such as the sniffles or congestion that are caused by the snorting of cocaine.
Are you sick, man?
Naww, I'm just coming down with a chemical cold from last night.
by fuckyeah91 May 11, 2011
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cold gold

I could go for a cold gold right about now....
by mkillabatman February 13, 2017
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cold pan

Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay
Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum
by Fucking cunt + your mum panned January 09, 2018
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swine cold

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.
"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."
by ridetheyak September 13, 2009
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