Fly the Tank

Recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.

Hannibal directed Faceman to fire a falling tank's primary armament parallel to the ground to "fly the tank" one half of a mile so that The A-Team landed in a lake.

by blogswarm June 19, 2010

hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 16, 2008

Tanking for Oden

To slowly stop and shut down any action, task, or goal that you and or a group may be performing.

1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics

2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.

Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.

by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008

manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019

Tank Ranger

The destroyer of all that is good, pure, and orderly. A Tank Ranger acts off pure impulse and cannot be held accountable for its own actions. It holds no moral values and tends to have many racist and sexist qualities.

Brandon: "I can't believe Kanye ruined Taylor Swift's speech like that!"

Mike: "I know! What a Tank Ranger..."

by usefulidiot75 November 27, 2009

Bobs Tank

░░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. Bobs Tank is there.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+
Il███████████████████. /▌ Copy and Paste this all over

◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.. / \ Youtube if you are with us

Man:I do not like Google +.

Bob: ░░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. Bobs Tank is there.

▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+

Il███████████████████. /▌ Copy and Paste this all over

◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.. / \ Youtube if you are with us

by Biotio Games April 07, 2020

tank rat

Person that works inside of tanks on planes

Get back in that plane tank rat

by operat0r July 26, 2006