Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show May 21, 2011

Brotal Tan

An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.

Dude, I fucking hate winter. I'm so white. Let's get to Brotal Tan!

by Brocheapski April 15, 2014

orgy tan

When your skin gets red during an orgy from so much slapping, mainly ass slapping.

Man, I my ass hurts from an orgy tan I got from last weekend.

by NoahNova June 10, 2017

tan sweat

when you wear fake tan and you sweat loads because of the tan

put tan on last night and now i have the tan sweats

by ajken8i December 15, 2017

Copper tan

A tan on the left arm of a police officer, that occurs from driving around for a lengthy period of time, with his left arm hanging out the window. During the summer months, police officers wear short sleeved shirts. But because they spend most of their time in the cruiser, only their left arm gets tanned from the sleeve down to their fingers. The word, "copper" is derived from the nickname given to police, because their badges were made of copper. That term was then abbreviated to "cop".

This is similar to a farmer's tan; in which both arms are effected.

Woman at the beach: Sir! Can you help me? You're a cop, right? Somebody just stole the wallet out of my shoes!!

Man: Sure, I'll be happy to help. But I'm not even in uniform. I'm only wearing swimming trunks. How did you know I was a police officer?

Woman: That's easy! Because you have a copper tan! Oh...and because your beach towel, duffel bag, beach umbrella, and beach chair all have "Police" written in huge letters...and you have a badge pinned to your chest. That must hurt.

Man: It does.

by Cravicky June 20, 2015

pink-and-tan

A high maintenance woman who is overly tan and wears girly colors, pink for example. Spends most of her time concerned about her looks. Is likely to carry her dog or other small cute animal around with her. Likely to get breast implants, wear impractical shoes, and worry about clothing labels and the thickness of her eyelashes. Her Facebook page is mostly selfies. It's important to her that you compliment her looks on a fairly constant basis. She will apologize when you catch her without makeup.

Pink-and-Tan examples include Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Real Housewives of L.A., probably a Kardashian (non-blonde variety).

by Patricia Bateman January 20, 2014

Workshop tan

Pallor obtained by spending too much time at work. Specially applies to motor racing mechanics who avoid exposure to the sun by lying comfortably under cars. Also applied to the entire body of the owner of the pallor.

"Hey, get your workshop tan over here and check Kevin's new seam welding."

by Kevin07 January 6, 2008