Slippery Taco

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and diarrhea comes out her ass, then slides down, lubing up her pussy.

1. My lady's pussy is so dry, last night I made chili just for the glimmer of hope to get a slippery taco.

2. It's not a real slippery taco unless there is a piece of corn hanging on to his nuts when he pulls out.

by DaXymbiont May 20, 2015

mustard taco

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

Taco cuff

When you mold your hand into the shape of a taco shell and firmly grasp the male genitalia to make out what is supposed to look like a meat filled taco. Then pull down. Enjoy.

"My friend is so homo for taco cuffing me on my way to third period, now I cant sit straight"

by Tenderiser October 30, 2011

Brillo Taco

The term used to describe a girl's vagina when it has extra coarse pubic hair, thus resembling a brillo filled taco.

"If I knew she had a Brillo Taco, I wouldn't have gone down on her!"

by Brillo Pride May 21, 2006

taco brother

When two guys date the same girl

"Hey taco brother"

by 5555two April 14, 2017

Taco Jamboree

The female equivalent of a Sausage Fest.

Male 1: Dude, my girlfriend forced me to go hang out with a bunch of her girl friends.
Male 2: It was a taco jamboree.
Male 1: Pretty much.

by Benjamin Cannon January 2, 2011

Taco pasting

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.

Brittany is taco pasting my car.

by J nimetoadz March 18, 2019