when a person tells you about how he heard a story involing a long chain of people often friends of friends or people that the person has read about. the initial person who made up the story often has no connection whatsoever to the last person to hear it.
Friend: dude i heard that john's neighbor's friend's next door neighbor's bus driver's mom is realated to Matt Damon
You: i told you to not strampuntionate anymore
You: i told you to not strampuntionate anymore
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to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something
strap on your sac
to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something
strap on your sac
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Get the braless strap mug.One who constantly has ratchets hanging off of him. A ratchet strap can have several motives. A ratchet strap brings ratchets places to appear cool. A ratchet strap could be too nice to say no to ratchet advances. A ratchet strap could be a ratchet themselves. In rare cases, a woman can be a ratchet strap such as; when a girl tags ratchets along to appear better looking herself; or when she just rides for a crew of ratchets.
Male
"Yo, you see Paul rollin up to the party with Rachael?"
"Yeah man she's disgusting. He's such a ratchet strap"
"I know, why does he even take her in public?"
Female:
"Oh my god, she is such a ratchet strap!"
"Why?"
"She chills with fuckin RACHAEL!"
"So?"
"She clearly only keeps Rachael around to make herself feel better about herself"
"That's true, Rachael is pretty fuckin ratchet."
"Yo, you see Paul rollin up to the party with Rachael?"
"Yeah man she's disgusting. He's such a ratchet strap"
"I know, why does he even take her in public?"
Female:
"Oh my god, she is such a ratchet strap!"
"Why?"
"She chills with fuckin RACHAEL!"
"So?"
"She clearly only keeps Rachael around to make herself feel better about herself"
"That's true, Rachael is pretty fuckin ratchet."
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