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Real Smokes ( Cigarettes

to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!
Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.
by bigw hay hay nafan November 6, 2010
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stick and stones

What the caveman really started out with. (emphasis on man)

Hint hint: Penis and balls.
The caveman revealed his stick and stones and put it in the cavewoman's mouth.
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Stoke

To commit acts of vandalism and harassment during the hours when one should be sleeping.
"Are you ready to stoke this place up?" - Person A
"Yea man lets go tape a condom to that hotel door!" - Person B
by tipsMcGee March 31, 2013
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stones

He's got some big stones
by Wojo February 26, 2004
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rolling stones

A great rock n' roll band deeply rooted in the blues, R&B(not the contemporary kind), soul, and pretty much every black genre. During the sixties and the early seventies they released albums that are nothing short of timeless classics. Unfortunately, they became more and more commercially oriented after that, and should have retired twenty five years ago. As it stands now, they are an embarassment to what they once were.
Person 1: Did you see the Rolling Stones half-time show? That sucked!

Person 2: Yeah, they do suck now, but they used to be legendary. Just listen to Beggar's Banquet, Let it Bleed, Exile on Main St., or Sticky Fingers!
by topraman517 July 10, 2007
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Stoken

derived from the popular words stoke or stoked.
can be used as a verb or an adjective.
if you or one of your friends is "stoken" on a guy or a girl it means they are hot for them or crushing on them.
when used as an adjective it describes someone who is hot, good, or bangable.
kissten: aybaybay that boy is stoken!
dody: omg i know he is totally stoken and so is his friend!

kissten: dody im totally stoken on this guy!
dody: kissten im totally stoken on his friend, lets double.

kissten: aybaybay you're a stoken friend!
dody: aww kissten you're a stoken friend too!
by joglax November 28, 2007
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Intellectual Smokestack

A wise and hyper-articulate intellectual with refined knowledge and understanding of the world who spends most of his time chain smoking.

The amount of knowledge is often directly correlated with the amount he smokes as he best shares his insights while he is smoking amongst a small crowd of fellow Intellectual Smokestacks.
Me: Duuuude I don't understand how metaphysics relates to this deconstructive analysis of New Comedy
Patrick: Man, just go out the benches in front of the dorm and ask the Intellectual Smokestacks
Me: Good advice they'll know!
by Metaphysical Maniac May 3, 2010
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