Stifling

To stiffle - to attempt to conceal a huge mound or erection originating from ones crotch.
Trying to conceal an erection.
Jeans Stifle erections well, but hurt.

HE'S STIFLING!
Look at those jeans, they'd b good stiflers!

by Adam & Tom September 27, 2004

StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.

Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!

by Rob December 18, 2004

stiff

1.When that cream shooter in your pants inlarges, arises, and hardens drastically.
2.horny

My sister ran to the store and left me home with her friend from school. I had been stiff all weekend so I went to go shoot a load, and my sisters friend overheard me moaning in my room. She walked into the room and immediately started feeling on herself. She then walked over to me and removed my shirt and began licking my chest. I tried to backdown, but then she took off my briefs and started caressing my nuts. Then when she got on her knees I knew exactly what she was craving. I whipped out my 11 inch pole and implied my willingness to allow her giving me a blowjob. Her lips swam on my meat for a while and after that she removed her clothes. 'GOOD THING I WAS STIFF'i thought.

by garrrett January 15, 2008

Stiffy Sauce

The bodily fluid that is excreted from ones urethra when having a massive lap rocket.

1.)Right as my girlfriend was about to slob my knob, i got so excited, that my stiffy sauce scared her away!
2.) I'm so horny, i could fill a bucket full of stiffy sauce.

by Mitchell Meara August 6, 2006

stiff-leggin'

Is interchangeable with fail or boner. Based off the idiot who jumped out of the ski lift in Frozen and snapped both his legs from stiff-legging it. Who later was eaten by wolves.

I'm stiff-leggin' right now.
(I have a boner)

I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)

by david the ginger October 12, 2010

penis stiffy

When a boy nuts on your dick and it’s get sticky

Damn he made my penis stiffy

by Liljaye_08 May 2, 2018

stiff neck

Another way to say boner.

I've got a stiff neck that's killing me. (Austin Powers)

by bobo_the_clown March 8, 2004