Steven Gerrard

The captain of the most successful team in Britain, Liverpool F.C. Captained his team in the Champions League Final 2005 against AC Milan, leading them to victory in the greatest game ever. Stevie G lifted the fifth European Cup for his club, which is now for keeps! Contrary to popular belief, Steven Gerrard is better than Frank Lampard. Steven Gerrard gives his all every game unlike Frank Lampard. Motivates his team, often having to inspire his team to victory unlike Lampard. Stevie G produces the most amazing goals unlike Lampard who often takes credit for scoring deflected goals. Steven Gerrard is a LEGEND.
We won it at Wem-ber-ly
We' won it in Gay Paris
In 77 and '84 it was Rome
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
When Emlyn lifted it high
He lit up the Roman sky
Thommo in Paris and Souness did it as well
We've won it five times
We've won it 5 ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
At Wembley we won it at home
Took 26,000 to Rome
20,000 to Paris when we won it again
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
Steven Gerrard's eyes lit up
As he lifted the European Cup
21 years and now its coming back home
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
by YNWA April 19, 2006
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Matt Stevens

Matt Stevens is a big hunk of man. He is a professional shark hunter and has recently caught a sharkWOT. His main diet consists of triple choc trumpets and flavored milk.

His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.

Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).
"What a fucking good view" - Matt Stevens.
by Sebby boi March 20, 2009
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Steven Seagal

The living God of No Selling, Steven Seagal has never been injured in any movie he has starred in. If you were to use it as an adjective, it would describe a situation were you were expected to get hurt, but came out without a scratch.
Person 1: "Whoa, you just Steven Seagalled that Car Wreck. It looks like everyone else involved is dead."
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)
by Big E to the Z December 01, 2006
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Even Steven

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.
"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"

by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008
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Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even
Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"
by hydragyrum January 10, 2005
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steven he

steven he: emotional damage
cringe tiktok girl: omg senpai marry me
by urdadnevercamebackL February 02, 2022
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Pulling A Steven

Fucking said bitch in the first day you two meet
I just met this girl named jasmine and I feel like pulling a steven
by HappyButtPlug May 12, 2014
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