spunk burger

An artisan style burger prepared for a significant other or stranger. This course is typically served in spite, with a special semen sauce.

"Damn it Donald, I just took a bite of that rotten spunk burger and I almost choked"

"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"

"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"

by Donald A. February 11, 2019

Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Spunkage

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.

I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.

by darrellyzer January 20, 2020

Spuffette

"Headpat"

Spuffette: *headpat*
Me: You dare pat me?!

by Mr. He June 10, 2020

Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

spucyweebs

a corrupt capitalist discord server filled with prepubescent children

did you know the owner of spucyweebs has said multiple racist things?

by Vegan Teacher February 26, 2021