Pumpkin Spice Syndrome

Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.

Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”

by ClownCakes November 5, 2018

pumpkin spice pubes

A basic bitches gay ass is hairy and smelly!!!!!!

"Shes got a case of the pumpkin spice pubes"

by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022

blumkin spice latte

When you get a blumkin and the "stuff" comes out and she drinks it.

He had me a blumkin spice latte last night it was great!

by Brian and Conor December 24, 2015

Spice Bag

Slang term for scrotum

Sheila said that Dave had a nice spice bag

by shwanzz1223445 August 18, 2017

pull a ice spice

it means striping completly and give the target a lap dance

male 1: ay bro pull a ice spice!

Male 2: ay bet (gives man 3 a lap dance after getting completely naked)

by Joe Biden The Terrirorist April 19, 2023

Pumpkin spice latte

When you accidentally cream pie while using cinnamon scented lube. Not be confused with a "candy cane", when your chick cums on your dick while you are using mint flavoured lube.

Used that cinnamon based lube last night . Lost my load in her, sprinkle some nut meg on it and you got a pumpkin spice latte.

by Brock97 November 1, 2018

dutch spice rack

when reciving oral sex you pull out before climax, then procceed to ejaculate on the womans boobs, then turn and shat on their boobs as well; creating the "Dutch Spice Rack"

Guy 1 "Dude I totaly gave my girlfriend a dutch spice rack yesterday!"

Guy 2 "Sweet bro"

by youknowwhodurr November 7, 2011