speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
by benormous September 06, 2005
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Speed Bump

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.
Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.
by Avik86 January 27, 2011
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Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.
"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."
by PsychoFazza March 01, 2017
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Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.
Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player
by bellantone June 13, 2016
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speed sex

I can't believe that until now there's no definition.

Speed Sex is getting drove on large amounts of methamphetamine (speed) and having marathon sex featuring all sorts of strange, kinky, unusual acts resulting in a series of intense rushes that are equal to a regular orgasam and culminating in a hands-over-your-head rollercoaster death-drop mind blowing orgasm (hopefully). Hopefully because that big one can be very elusive and you might not get it but if you do... oh boy. Even if you don't it's still an E-ticket ride.
We locked up in a room for two days having speed sex.
by C55 December 10, 2017
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In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.
by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022
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