A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.
Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.
Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.
Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.
by PUSSY_SLAYR July 22, 2021
Get the Hand soap wack mug.A commonly held worldview that we're all the same deep down inside, and that we all strive for the same things. Typically reinforces normative values of right and wrong, yet framed as deep, revolutionary, or unique. Not necessarily bound to watchers of the soap opera genre. Generally, describes people who view everything through the lens of entertainment. Especially commonly held on Urban Dictionary and the internet at large. Usually, cannot be corrected through repeat social exposure, due to the shallow way in which those who hold these beliefs engage with others.
Sadly, many who view the world in this way seem to suffer from arrested psychological development, having the abstract thinking capabilities of an adolescent. "Mom, aren't my edgy, completely vapid opinions unique and cool?"
Sadly, many who view the world in this way seem to suffer from arrested psychological development, having the abstract thinking capabilities of an adolescent. "Mom, aren't my edgy, completely vapid opinions unique and cool?"
Brad: We all want sex deep down inside, right? We're all humans after all, or something. I think Oprah Winfrey said that one, maybe.
Asexual: Suffers in silent agony*
Brad: Say, Asexual, you're pretty cute.
Asexual: No thanks. I'm just not interested in that.
Brad: What are you, some kind of prude? Unless you ride my cock, I'm going to destroy your self-esteem! Nobody will accept you, unless you ride someone's cock!
Asexual: Well, that's the soap opera worldview for you. Repackaging the same tired filth in a kitschier way.
Asexual: Suffers in silent agony*
Brad: Say, Asexual, you're pretty cute.
Asexual: No thanks. I'm just not interested in that.
Brad: What are you, some kind of prude? Unless you ride my cock, I'm going to destroy your self-esteem! Nobody will accept you, unless you ride someone's cock!
Asexual: Well, that's the soap opera worldview for you. Repackaging the same tired filth in a kitschier way.
by just-stop April 27, 2022
Get the Soap Opera Worldview mug.A term used to describe the hyper-realistic look of video content that can occur due to high frame rates or certain video processing settings, making everything appear overly smooth and artificial—similar to the visual style of daytime soap operas. This effect can detract from the intended cinematic experience.
I recently picked up all five seasons of The Twilight Zone on Blu-ray. It had been remastered in HD producing a crystal clear and perfect picture, but it was too clean. It was noticeable the show was filmed on a set and at times gave a 'soap opera effect'.
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Get the Soap Stroker mug.Someone with whom you have a strong sexual attraction and level of sexual interaction, but that you generally don't get along with otherwise. Someone who is largely incompatible with you in every way other than sexual. A very casual sexual partner
Jill and Thomas don't like each other, but they enjoy having sex with each other, so they are considered soaps.
See: Soaping, Soaper
Jill and Thomas don't like each other, but they enjoy having sex with each other, so they are considered soaps.
See: Soaping, Soaper
Person A: Are you inviting Jackson to hangout with us?
Person B: Nah, him and I don't get along, he's just a soap.
Person A: Ohh I didn't realize you two were soaps
Person B: Yeah we've been soaping for months now.
Person B: Nah, him and I don't get along, he's just a soap.
Person A: Ohh I didn't realize you two were soaps
Person B: Yeah we've been soaping for months now.
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for some reason soap is also used to clean your body.
for some reason soap is also used to clean your body.
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1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
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