An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.
Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.
Bro #1: That's wise bro.
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.
Bro #1: That's wise bro.
by Crazy cow May 9, 2025
Get the Tolstoy's Snowballmug. by Fatwanker October 23, 2023
Get the Amish snowballmug. Like a regular snowball, but when your homie has copped the Covid 19 vaccine so you are sharing the heard immunity.
Person 1: Man I can't go outside yet, I haven't copped the Covid Jab
Person 2: I got you man, I'm already immune. Lemme give you a Pfizer snowball
Person 1: How were you eligible for a vaccine so early?
Person 2: What vaccine?
Person 2: I got you man, I'm already immune. Lemme give you a Pfizer snowball
Person 1: How were you eligible for a vaccine so early?
Person 2: What vaccine?
by Sanchez 42 April 12, 2021
Get the Pfizer snowballmug. When 2 people pass semen/cum through eachothers mouths. Because the spit, it will become bigger to where it looks like a snowball.
Person 1: Dude, last night we had some good snowball, that girl is amazing!
Person 2: Damn, that’s hot!
Person 2: Damn, that’s hot!
by Bekdicht January 11, 2018
Get the Snowballmug. Cutting of your friend’s ballsack and freezing them in a freezer, then throwing it at a random civilian or police officer
by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025
Get the Canadian Snowballmug. by mandyismarried February 14, 2024
Get the dirty snowballmug. The Thompson family resident Elf OnThe Shelf, who is a hooker-murdering, drug-addled maniac who frequently uses his own feces to torment his family during the Christmas season.
Snowball just shit in my coffee mug again. And why is there a headless prostitute in the living room?
by BadJesus December 13, 2023
Get the Snowballmug.