shattered blue glass

I got a shattered blue glass

OH!!!
I SHATTERED BLUE GLASS

by Associated February 15, 2023

Scatterdouche

When you're running around in circles, can't put down anything you pick so your hands are full, not getting anything accomplished, going backs, because you're that fuck tracked out high.

Chris and Shelly were at andrews al fucking day, going back and forth, around and around, on the same mission with no positive results. I swear them two are scatterdouche!

by Mr Badass February 15, 2023

Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.

My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.

by C-leezy March 31, 2023

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)

tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick

by equus bellum May 29, 2023

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by Haha i went over the typing limit bet you're wondering how i did that well i did it with tactics that you couldn't imagine haha June 9, 2023

Snarter

Another way to say "smarter," or snail + smarter.

Man, Rebecca is so much snarter than me!

That snail is so much snarter, homie.

by videokilledtheretrostar July 27, 2023