snarcissistic

A mix of the word snarky and narcissistic, meaning you love yourself and every short, snippy comeback you think up paints you in a good light and makes other people hate you

Girl 1: Hey, where'd you get that shirt?
Girl 2: Macy's, but they don't sell anything whale sized.
Girl 1:You're so snarcissistic

by SherlockianInTheImpala September 13, 2014

Snarff

Moron

What a snarff

by Basketballislife21 April 15, 2015

snarf

The act of scratching your nuts then then using your unwashed had to shake the hand of another...

The mayor was walking the parade and I couldnt resist snarfing him .

by misesrocks October 23, 2015

snarf

someone who sits in the bath tub and bites the bubbles

did you snarf last night?

by goose999 April 11, 2016

snarf

During the 1950's and 1960's, a Snarf was a guy that sniffed girls bicycle seats.

Sometimes we would sneak around at night putting pepper on girl's bicycle seats to trick the Snarfs.

by Yucaipadave June 11, 2016

Snarf

To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

by Gangsta son May 31, 2016

Snarf

The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.

My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.

by klgdino July 26, 2016