snarkle dorf

A woman over the age of 25 who sniffs the banana seats of little boys bikes. See snorkel dorf.

"Carl, keep the bike in the garage. Your little friends mother is a snarkle dorf."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 15, 2016

SnarkASSist

A person who is rude, conceited and overall an asshole

That asshole is a SnarkASSist. Snark rude narcissist

by Zephyrfurman February 28, 2018

Snarf

An individual, usually male, but in today's society may be a female, who sniffs girls' bicycle seats. The individual must be 13-16 years only to qualify as a Snarf. If the Snarf is younger that 13, they are just stupid. Older than 16 the Snarf is a freaking pervert. It is perfectly acceptable for a person from 13-16 to be a Snarf.

The Snarf eagerly put his/her nose to the girl's bicycle seat after the rider dismounted the vehicle.

by Macsloan October 17, 2019

Snart

Shortened version of “not smart”

That was snart. You shouldn’t had done that

by blattaria August 6, 2020

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

snarf

the action of grabbing one's testicles with one hand and inhaling deeply in the nostrils

snarf my balls!
snarf 'em!
whatever snarfs your balls!

by the ultimate snarfer October 10, 2008

Snare

A Keystone. A cheap, abundant, watered down beer that is extremely popular with students and the youthes of Upstate New Yorks city of Ithaca.

"last Saturday I was at this party with a snare in my hand when my buddy Quintin told me we were all out of snares! I was so pissed I punched a wall."

by dbarken February 10, 2008