sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

sleeping in the driveway

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

by BobGone September 29, 2017

sleeping

binge watching conspiracy theories kn youtube at 2:00 AM

mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc

by evan peters' wife November 7, 2017

SleepingSilk

Whats left after ejaculating.

Clean up your SleepingSilk

by Sadaharu_da_4 June 9, 2018

Sleeping

Sleeping: Laying on your bed while going on your phone the whole night.

John: Hey wanna play fortnite?
Me: No sorry, i should be sleeping.

by Naibseldadrudnayegmumru June 22, 2018

sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole

Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

by DIRTY_definitions March 4, 2018

Sleeping Hangover

When you haven't got enough sleep, or you go out and the next day you feel like super tired, and you can tolerate high notices. Like an actual hangover but produce by the lack of sleep.

Dude yesterday i stayed up all night and i didn't sleep, i feel like i have a sleeping hangover

by JDisreal May 25, 2019