sleepiest leaf

A hella person

Damn he is sleepiest leaf

by MiniNation March 17, 2017

sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 29, 2017

sleepgry

Its like Hangry - when you're hungry and angry at the same time. This is sleeply and angry at the same time.

Nicole - Hey wanna go out to dinner?
Fer- No! I'm sleepy!
Nicole - Oh! your sleepgry! got to bed mofo!

by Kingferras May 24, 2017

sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

sleeping in the driveway

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

by BobGone September 29, 2017

sleeping

binge watching conspiracy theories kn youtube at 2:00 AM

mom: so are you going to sleep?
me:sleeping ofc

by evan peters' wife November 7, 2017

sleepist

Someone who is offensive towards people go actually sleep instead of staying up all night.

NAT IS FUCKING SLEEPIST TOWARDS ME BECAUSE SHE'S A BITCHY ASS WHORE THATS SEXIST AND AGEIST FUCKING CUNT I HATE YOU

by snagit || look it up (:: May 26, 2018