impossible sit-up

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.

Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!

by Godsbest September 2, 2003

Egg sit

Sit in the fetal position contemplating life

Gays need to take an egg sit

by #s r = 2 letters April 17, 2019

Go sit on an icecube

to chill
to chill out
to mellow
calm down
relax
what'd you expect it to mean?

This awesome guy said, go sit on an icecube, girl chills out

by http://ac420.tumblr.com June 20, 2011

Sasquatch sit

When someone awkwardly sits right beside your head while your laying on the couch.

Jake: I'm just gunna sit right here.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.

by Chug373 January 4, 2014

country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down

On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.

by confederationnn November 2, 2014

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016

pug sit

Process of baby sitting a pug or group of pugs for a crazy pug lady.

Can someone please pug sit for me while I'm away?

by TheMan1315 February 25, 2017