austin simmons

Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.

I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!

by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017

dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!

by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

Lord Simon

A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

Lord Simon is A good boi that gets mad and does tantrums and praises the lord for forgiveness and help very Otis

by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 9, 2020

tio simon

Tio simon is the best gc on stan twitter with an iconic mascot.

omg have you already heard of the Tio simon gc?? they're truly iconic.

by measf1111 February 28, 2021

Ben simmons

(v.) Passing a wide open layup
(n.) In a state that you are afraid too shoot the ball

He just ben Simmons'd the layup

by Leking james November 23, 2021

Ben Simmons

Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go

Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder

by No lies detected February 24, 2023

bench simmons

Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season

Yo I just hit a bench simmons

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023