shampoo barrel

When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo

Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel ”

by Ayeeeedee May 18, 2023

shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

Shampooed russalo

When you premature a polish brunch.

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.

by Snedely McSaggins May 27, 2023

Shampoo

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO

by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023

shampkin

When a male bends over and projectile shits on his partner’s chest while in the shower. They both lather in the shit while he bangs his partner.

My wife Brenda and I went to Taco Bell. Got horny on the drive, and I decided to give her a shampkin when we got home.

by Raph Orbison February 7, 2024

Shampoozled

When a person impersonates a 'hair stylist or beautician'' in order to Shampoo your hair even tho they do not work for the Salon.

Shampoozled example . When a women waiting to get a hair cut is approached by another woman and is told 'the stylist is just about ready for you come over here so I can shampoo your hair' She begin shampooing her hair to be asked by the manager, 'what are you doing ?'
The woman getting her hair washed thinks its directed at her when she noticed that she is talking to the supposed 'hair dresser' which she responds 'sorry' and runs out of the salon because she was not an employee of the salon.

by dj Alex Zelenka March 19, 2024

Shampooed

To mess up but in a funny / silly way.

You forgot to pick up your wife from the airport cuz you were playing COD? Man you shampooed.

by BigOlittleG April 16, 2024