Texas Shotgun

A Texas Shotgun is when you tie down your sexual partner on a bed and spray diarrhea all over your partner's genitals. I.E. like a shotgun.

Bob: Hey.
Jim: What's wrong?
Bob: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Why?
Bob: I did a Texas Shotgun on her.
Jim: Oh.

by AFuckingMotherFucker July 25, 2012

ear shotgun

When one allows oneself to receive marijuana smoke in the ear, because claims have been made that it goes straight to the brain.
These claims have not yet been verified.

man i took that ear shotgun and i got so fucked.

by Abby and Sam January 19, 2008

shotgun abortion

The act of aborting a person with a shotgun. This is not confined to shooting the gun, as the butt of the gun is also useful to perform the abortion as well.

The use of this term is found primarily in First Person Shooters such as the Halo series and the Call of Duty series. A person will defeat a player using a shotgun and proclaim the victim to be "shotgun aborted".

"Shotgun abortion's are very effective in keeping Darwinism alive."

"I am a doctor of shotgun abortion. Do you need an abortion performed?"

by jimshotgunwilliams March 21, 2010

mangina shotgun

When a man drops his pants, tucks his junk behind him between his legs making it look like he has a vagina and then shotguns a beer.

Me and the boys stood in a circle doing some mangina shotguns.

by someone3201 October 5, 2011

Shotgun Tool

Someone who uses shotgun ONLY in any multiplayer shooter game. As soon as they respond the find a shotgun and find the nearest person to them. And the get close as possible and kill you with the shotgun.

They also think they have amazing talent and should be famous because they are so sweet. But they legitimately suck because they are not able to expand their skills.

Shotgun Tool: BOOM SIT DOWN!!! -kills legendkilla023 with a shotgun- OMFG THAT WAS SO SWEET YOU GOT OWNED!!!

Legendkilla023: STFU your such a shotgun tool -respawns and instantly get the headshot to kill the shotgun tool- and dont come back!!!

by legendkilla023 November 30, 2009

Shotgun Sabre

Quite a hard weapon to explain. This weapon consists of a sabre sword, covered with shotguns facing in many directions. There are different versions of this weapon, the most common consisting of 50 shotguns on the sabre blade, but the legendary Shotgun Sabre of Holy Fire (Who thought of this name? Who knows) contains 50,000 shotguns on a 200ft sabre, but somehow weighing the same as a new born cat. Some people have stolen the name for a weapon which is a shotgun firing sabres, but thats just boring...

"I will use my Shotgun Sabre"

"You fool, no blade can peirce me!!!"

"No dumbass, your getting confused, ill be sending about 250,000 bullets into you!!!"

by Scott Blackburn January 10, 2007

Arabian Shotgun

The Arabian Shotgun is a sexual act during which one partner penetrates the anus of the second partner after this partner has consumed substantial amounts of laxatives.

The receiving partner then exerts excretory pressure while the penetrating partner removes his penis. The resulting pressure release creates a spray of feces in a shotgun-like blast.

Tony: What happened to you? Did you get splashed by a semi?

Edgar: No, Erma and I did a little Arabian Shotgun.

by throwupyourhorns June 13, 2012