Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Imperatore June 4, 2011

shacking up

Lyric used by Canadian musician Kristofer Lee Scott to paint a beautiful image in his song Betting It All on his EP Who Am I To You?.

"So help me beat the oooooodds. When everybody else eems to be shacking up. I'm taking a chance..." -Kristofer Lee Scott

by TheNgster April 7, 2019

Shaw Shanking

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.

mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."

by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011

I’m shaking

When pleasuring yourself and it feels too good so you begin to shake

I touched myself twice today so I told my boyfriend I’m shaking

by NoThottiesOnlyHotties May 26, 2018

Shacking the Hammock

To engage in sexual activity, usually in an outdoor or semi-public area.

Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.

I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.

by SketchyTea May 24, 2012

snacking off

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.

The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.

by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014