Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

sluffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sluffed.

We went sluffing today during fourth period.
I sluffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sluffing.

by kerplunk304 May 12, 2006

Mitski Shuffle

A dance done by people who just saw something very sentimental. It makes them so happy but at the same time is jealous of the person.

Oh my gosh he just bought her Loona albums, everybody do the Mitski Shuffle!

by Oliva Hye April 2, 2021

Shufflin

An action that you perform every day; the act of performing a

"shuffle"

Every day I'm shufflin

by A Party Person January 2, 2012

Shmuffalo

A large disgusting beast of indeterminate sexual gender. Commonly seen as a cross between a She-Male and a buffalo.

Theresa the shmuffalo has a huge set of balls.

by George Littlebear July 3, 2006

nutsack shuffle

After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"

Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.

by mafabiotch May 17, 2011

Kentucky Shuffle

Pretending to forget items on the bottom rack of the shopping cart. The items are often missed by the cashier and never paid for.

George scored a case of beer with the Kentucky shuffle.

by Funk Doctor Scott February 17, 2013