sheebs

a wave that hasnt fully broken

dude, that wave is totaly sheebs...

by ready towipe October 10, 2008

stub 'n sheets

the occurence of intercourse with a monopeligic female, most specifically when you feel the urge to vomit on account of her stub being entangled in the sheets and/or blankets. see student body president.

so i'm having sex with this one armed chick all stub 'n sheet style... so says the student body president.

by TM pooh 'n ho November 21, 2003

between the sheets

booty-bangin' fun for the whole family

man, jeff looks tired. i bet he spent last night bewtween the sheets.

by sekio March 24, 2004

sheepstick

a sheep's penis, a dildo, a sheep dildo

"i sheepesticked his ass"
"did you see that, that was a sheepstick"

by emecee October 4, 2007

Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers

I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother

by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011

Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.

1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!

by imthatawesome October 23, 2012

black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets

African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.

But they usually end of dead in the streets.

Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..

Retard:What was that?

Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...

by Thiccy Ricky July 21, 2019