Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.

To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*

by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017

Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.

Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!

by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016

bag shame

Feeling of being shamed for not having/using reusable bags.

Clerk:"Did you bring your own bags?"
Me: "no"

I walked away with brown bags / plastic bags feeling "bag shamed"

by Tdall August 18, 2017

Teen-shaming

When your teenager acts extra cool while implying that you're old and lame.

"That's not even a word" she said walking sideways up the stairs, as she was totally teen-shaming me.

by SteveXYZ December 10, 2017

mother-shaming

When someone shames a woman for getting pregnant or being a mother.

People were so mother-shaming toward Sarah by telling her that she wouldn't be able to be a mother since she was a teenager, single, and poor, that she felt pressured into an abortion and later had PTSD from it.

by GrungeWillNeverDie November 17, 2017

e-shame

To openly embarrass someone who forwards a hoax or otherwise lame email to a large group of recipients. Done by replying-all and pointing out the stupidity of it, usually with a link to a debunking article.

"My noob brother sent me the Microsoft email-tracking hoax. I had to e-shame him and sent the Snopes link to everybody on his list."

by Anonymooski September 19, 2009

Poop Shame

The shame you feel about the odor left behind after needing to use the bathroom at a friends house, new girlfriend/boyfriends apartment, or in an awkward public toilet or location. Also applies to the shame felt upon people knowing you are responsible for a particularly gnarly poop.

Directed at the person after taking a poop - ‘haha poop shame!’
As used by the pooper - ‘Sorry man, I have all kinds of poop shame right now’

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018