filip sambor

a nice guy but at times he can get a little touchy in the bad way

filip sambor bummed sinead today

by will nixon September 24, 2022

Bro Sham Bo

A game in which one person challenges another, usually to try and gain something the other person has, or to attract women. The person who starts the challenge will go second. One player will kick the other as hard as possible in the testicles. Then if the other player is still standing, they will kick the other person in the testies. This process repeats until one person gives up, or until your man beans explode.

Man A: yoooo bro that’s a cool rock
Man B: yeah, but you can’t have it
Man A: oh yeah? Bro Sham Bo me for it then biatch
Man B: alright bet
Man A: OWWWIE OUCH OHHH MY MAN BEANS EXPLODED OWWWWW I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE YOU WIN
Man B: pfft, loser
Woman A: oh wow Man B, you are so cool and attractive, want to have sexual intercourse?

by Bro Sham Bo Enthusiast May 3, 2024

Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022

Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

by Shygvy June 1, 2022

Going Full Sambo

You gotta pay to play baby!… when just going all out at something doesn’t quite cut the mustard, the only option left is to go full sambo!!!

Tim was being a sick cunt pulling monos around his backyard on his new 80cc dirt bike, but he ended up going full sambo and snapped his leg when he had a stack, sick cunt was off work for 9 months.
Ya Never go full sambo!

by Sydney sludge September 4, 2022

Going Full Sambo

You gotta pay to play baby!… when just going all out at something doesn’t quite cut the mustard, the only option left is to go full sambo!!!

Tim was being a sick cunt pulling monos around his backyard on his new 80cc dirt bike, but he ended up going full sambo and snapped his leg when he had a stack, sick cunt was off work for 9 months.
Ya Never go full sambo!

by Sydney sludge September 4, 2022

Double-Barrled Shaboingboing

“When the same situation happens but in a different font, in a small amount of time”

“Man i just saw Kendra and Shaquille at the bar in the matter of two minutes, what a double-barrled shaboingboing”

by maylloyd November 24, 2023