Sausage Cup

Like a Fruit Cup, except you substitute the fart with the scent of your sweaty balls after grabbing them. More effective if done when unbathed for 2 or more days.

John: That grungy fuck over there just Sausage Cupped me!
Jolene: I envy you, Travis could Sausage Cup my face any day of the WEEK...

Guy 1: Say Guy 1, does my hand smell funny?
Guy 2: Most indeed, where has it been?
Guy 1: I just sausage cupped your face!
Guy 2: Oh my, I appear to be the victim of a foolery!

by XM8500 June 25, 2008

Sausage Fest

When a group of people, at a bar or other hook up place, are mostly male.

Dude, this sports bar is a Sausage Fest lets go to a nightclub and find some girls!

by Tom 7654 November 9, 2007

Sausage and Sauerkraut

A popular fetish in the East German gay community in which a man stuffs Sauerkraut in his partner's asshole. After engaging in anal sex, the man pulls out with Sauerkraut hanging from his manhood and stuffed in his foreskin and has his partner fellatio him. His penis serves as the "sausage"

I had a great time with Heinrich last night. He gave me a Sausage and Sauerkraut!

by proudmonkey1999 February 16, 2009

sausage party

a gathering consisting of more dicks than chicks

Mr. Davis:
So how was it last night at the bus depot Mr. Stewart?
Mr Stewart: Well since I am a gay man, I loved it because it was a total sausage party.

by Bird Killa October 14, 2003

Blood Sausage

After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.

When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.

by Rascly Roommate May 2, 2009

sausage alley

A loose and spacious poontang.

Like throwing a sausage down an alley.

She has a fanny like a sausage alley.

by R D H April 30, 2006

sausage wallet

another slang term for a vagina. a sausage being the penis & the vagina being the wallet.

hope you got that dumbass.

you are just a no good sausage wallet, the freaking whore

by suck on this ass wipe February 14, 2009