To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.
by Naughty Naughty November 18, 2004
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Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?
Rachel: No you dumb cow!
Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!
Rachel: No you dumb cow!
Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!
by hobosd August 7, 2009
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"Oh all of the big presents are coming via drone this year from Amazon being as Timmy as become Santaspicious"
by Darth Nyki December 27, 2014
Get the Santaspicious mug.This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".
This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".
This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007
by santalistener September 23, 2007
Get the santa sanchez mug.little boy:i sent a santa letter today dad.
Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.
little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.
Dad:did you tell him what you did to your sister.
little boy:no i only tell santa the good things.
by the real cheeze December 11, 2009
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