Samuel Gallagher 

The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.

Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.

Samuel Gallagher by This is baby bird November 23, 2016

Samuel Nyce 

Samuel nyce has a 12inch cock and get all the females at school. Hes extremely racist and makes fun of gay people way to much.

Samuel nyce i would spider fuck you so hard until my belly is inflated of all that slime.

Samuel Nyce by I like to fuck squirrels October 7, 2021

samuel jackson beer 

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.

I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!

samuel jackson beer by Morganism July 20, 2008

samuel l jackson 

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

samuel l jackson by woots September 3, 2006

Samuel Score 

A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale

"Dude I just saw one hell of an ass"
"Oh yeah? What's the Samuel Score?"
"I would give it a 7"

Samuel Score by ThatOneRHSkid December 28, 2012

Samuel L. Jackson 

He's the guy that plays every black person in every movie ever.

"Hey man who's that guy that plays that black guy in that movie?"
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."

Samuel L. Jackson by Unwoven Sleeve June 7, 2016

samuel hughes 

He's ok-ish

Samuel Hughes

samuel hughes by Samuel Hughes February 9, 2018