by Clynn1232 February 12, 2017
Get the Samantha mug.Located near Redmond, a suburb of Seattle. A town filled with pathetic excuses for emo's and thugs. Filled with stuck up dead beat punks. hang out places include: Safeway......well just Safeway. A place where there is more un-needed drama than a bad "Life of Ryan" episode. (which is any episode). A large percentage of the Eastlake High Schhol attendies spend their dad's money (most likely earned at Microsoft or Boening) and buy alchohol and drugs to pick themselves up. After all, life is way to perfect, having everything you could possibly need or want, having an unusually large home, driving the car an average American dreams about; surely you would need a pick me up also.
"having a perfect life here in Sammamish is too stressful. Having to deal with all this drama I sturred up myself is too tough. Where are the knives? It's time to cut myself"
by C.P.M November 21, 2007
Get the Sammamish mug.Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.
Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.
Did I mention Starbucks?
Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.
Did I mention Starbucks?
Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.
Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus
Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus
by gooobed October 18, 2008
Get the Sammamish mug.r/saimansays is referred as the worst fucking subreddit in the entire fucking reddit, you have normies from Instagram trying to farm karma by reposting stupid shit, and there are virgin teens who want to make it look like they are better than other people because they watch a PewDiePie wannabe shit in the name of "ironically bola tha".
Person: hey! What are you doing?
Retard: nothing, just scrolling r/saimansays.
Person: you should suicide.
Retard: nothing, just scrolling r/saimansays.
Person: you should suicide.
by When_The March 5, 2022
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Get the Samantha ... mug.A beautiful, outgoing person. Easy to talk to. Is very nice but don't take a Samantha for granted otherwise you'll get it with her family. Often dis-liked because of her appearance. Looks like a show off but is actually the type of girl to walk around the house with a huge sweater and her brothers basketball shorts.
Always tends to make her friends and family happy. Best person to tell your problems to. Gives great advice, about a lot of things(except relationship probelms) guys always think that Samantha are tough so their heart won't break.
Samanthas are cute and adorable, the word Samantha is also used to describe small, adorable, cute things.
Always tends to make her friends and family happy. Best person to tell your problems to. Gives great advice, about a lot of things(except relationship probelms) guys always think that Samantha are tough so their heart won't break.
Samanthas are cute and adorable, the word Samantha is also used to describe small, adorable, cute things.
Person 1: I really need a person who I could talk to, and get good advice
Person 2: have you tried talking to samantha? She's great and she's also a samantha:)
Person 2: have you tried talking to samantha? She's great and she's also a samantha:)
by Coollikeeasamantha;)) April 15, 2017
Get the Samantha mug.that one bitch that looks like a goose. if you see her in the hallways she'll just go on her phone and pretend she doesnt see you. she fangirls over someone who doesn't know she exists.
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