sam

long haired snapey boi loves like big butty only feeling of joie when around pool noodles. dags from home insuernce want to flek him jjjjjjjjj.

sam is sexual aroused by pool noodles.

by abortedjeesus September 5, 2018

Sam

Sam is probably one of the most psychological fucked person you'll ever meet. He probably seems quiet and sometimes quite loud with friends, he seems normal but he could snap at anyone moment. He has a lot of things boiling in his mind but doesn't let them out and when he does you better make sure your not in a room with him

Wow you see that guy over there
Yeah he's such a sam

by Big boy tomato February 2, 2020

Sam

A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.

Me: Why aren't swimming today
Sam: I have loose tendons

by sandwichmaker2004 December 6, 2018

Sam

just some dumbass that dosent know how to use common sense and thinks that he is a good lead member

Oh you're acting like Sam.

by IUnknownUserI September 21, 2018

Sam

Sam is a wannabe cowboy.

Sam is crying and shaking cause he was told he would never be a real cowboy.

by I’m not dan April 22, 2019

Sam

Is a person known more for being a great guy, but sometimes "Sam" can be the most annoying person you will ever meet, this type of sam has a comment for everything does not know when to shut up, will try to hard to be cool, will lie about most things he says(especially about girls)"Sam" is one of those people who talk a lot of shit but will never do anything.

(Girl) uhhg, your so annoying stop being such a "sam"

by Someone*you*might*know September 14, 2016

Sam

Someone who is a compulsive liar and a narcissist

‘ Omg I was chatting to this guy and found out he was lying about who he was and chatting to multiple girls’ wow he defo sounds like a Sam to me !!!

by Scrumptious darlin July 3, 2020