salad fingers 

The description of someone's abnormally long fingers. Originating from an online cartoon with a creepy man with abnormally long fingers who thinks running his fingers along rusty spoons is orgasmic.

Related words: salad toes

That girl has some serious salad fingers, she can't even right-click!

salad fingers by deek-you January 15, 2010

Salad Tosser 

When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.

"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"

Salad Tosser by Pullgame 2.0 October 14, 2014

Salad tossing 

When you jump up and every thing jiggles until everything is numb. Then somebody eats your ass

I gave my girlfriend a good salad tossing

Salad tossing by Keryeet November 2, 2018

Salad bowl 

Bowl with typically salad in it

1.~ „what’s in that bowl?“
2.~ „Salad, it’s a salad bowl“

Salad bowl by OmgDeezNutsAreSoBig July 15, 2022

salad cake 

...yay!!! That is all.
Well actully not because a salad cakes is usualy BBQ salad on a ship which sets sail to india to give the anrexic patatoes mushrooms of life

YAY IM A SALAD CAKE...woot woot

salad cake by Killertofu March 26, 2008

salad shooters 

Cheesy looking chrome wheels

Look at them salad shooters on that chevy.

salad shooters by "W" November 30, 2006

salad fingers 

flash cartoon made by "dave firth".

Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!

person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.

person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!

salad fingers by deanus March 9, 2005