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Sacramento Shampoo

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.
Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".
by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010
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sacrifice

The sacrifice is a method of revenge and should only be used when all people involved in seeking revenge agree the victim should be sacrificed. When a guy or girl does something to make you mad, then you can sacrifice them. Essentially, you talk the guy or girl into hooking up in their parent's room while their parents are out to a movie or dinner. Then once you're in the parent's bedroom, you handcuff the guy or girl to the bed and start turning then on. The person seeking revenge should keep going down on the guy or girl until they're just about to cum and then get up and walk away, leaving the person hand cuffed to their parent's bed naked and unable to hide. If the victim is a guy, he'll have a mean case of blue balls, and if it's a girl, her parents will have a lovely view of her all wet and wild on their bed. In either case, the person will be unable to finish the job you started on their own while handcuffed, and unable to hide before their parents return home eager to go to bed. Leave the key somewhere out of reach of the person so that their parent's can uncuff them later.
to clarify, here is a detailed example... This guy, let's call him Joe, cheated on my best friend. So, to get back at him I started hitting on him all the time and he eventually invited me over to fool around while his parents were out. I brought hand cuffs and talked him into letting me cuff him to his parent's bed, I convinced him that I'm into hand cuffs and stuff like that. Then I started giving him head and when I could tell he was getting close, I stopped and got up. I told him that I thought he was an ass hole for hurting my friend and waived the key to the cuffs infront of his face and placed it on the coffee table acrossed the room and left the door wide open on my way out of the house. he told his friends the next day that his dad flipped out when his mom and him walked on their son hand cuffed and naked to their bed with a huge boner.

this is called "the sacrifice" because it's similiar to when a tribe ties an animal or person to a pole as a sacrfice to some wild animal or god that will come and eat him later.
by MentorCards06 July 30, 2008
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convent of the sacred heart

an all girls private catholic high school located in san francisco. full of coke heads, sluts, and girls who think they are hot shit. they drink on the weekends, snort coke, smoke pot, and engage in promiscuous activites. the girls hike up their skirts to walk down fillmore. girls even have competitions to see who can have sex with who first. all in all a very bad high school whose rep is know as the "whore on the hill" and the girls who go there live up to this standard to the tee. i suggest you don't send your daughters there and if you know someone who is there currently have them transfer to a better school such as Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep located a little ways away
"did you go to the dance at convent last night?"
"ya i saw the girl throwing up near the elevator, i heard she snorted coke before hand and then finished off a fifth of jack by herself"

convent of the sacred heart girls do it better.
by juicy77 August 23, 2007
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Sacrifice Fuck

If you are at a party and all of your friends have hooked up with someone and it's just you and one of your friend's fuck friend's bros/girlfriends/what-ever-the-fuck-people-call-friends-nowadays.
Anyway, if it's down to just you and them and you friends need them out the way to have a good night, a sacrifice fuck is when you give up yourself for the good of your friends.
Donna: Betty, Megan and Emily had all hooked up.
Kera: Really?
Donna: Yea, but, I was all alone and the guys they were with had this loser friend with them who kept saying "bros b4 hoes", and "let's go man these hoes are prudes".
Kera: So whaddya do.
Donna: I sacrifice fucked him in a back alley so the girls could enjoy their boy toys for the nite.
Kera: You are a true friend.
by c.crazy September 11, 2009
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Sacredscope

A person who goes by scrub, Bk, or Scaredscope; Lacks overall skill on any Xbox game, mostly Call of Duty.
Sacredscope can be found going 6-32 on Call of Duty Black OPS II
by XBL SCOUTING REPORTS April 22, 2013
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Sacramento

Sacramento is a mid-sized city located in Northern California. It’s really not that great of a place. The best thing about it is the ethnic diversity and low crime rate. Besides that, it’s pretty much devoid of culture and can be quite boring. Some people would like to think of Sacramento as a great city, but that’s only because they don’t know better. Let me clear up some misconceptions:

1) There is a large population of state workers here. It’s the city’s biggest industry.
2) There are cows. Just go to Rio Linda or Elk Grove. You’ll see them.
3) There aren’t any real ghettos or very affluent areas. South Sac and Oak Park are poor, but not Compton-level ghetto. The Pocket is rich, but not Beverly Hills rich. This makes Sacramento fairly homogeneous in social class.
4) Sacramento is boring to people who have experienced the nightlife of a city that actually has culture. The second Saturday art walks, music scene, and Cesar Chavez Park concerts aren’t really that great.
5) UC Davis is a superior school to CSUS. Better funding, better programs, more rigorous courses. CSUS is easy, but not academically challenging.
6) The weather isn’t that good. It’s either very hot or very rainy/cold. The cool autumn weather only lasts a few weeks.
7) There’s never snow, but that’s just another thing that sucks about Sacramento, cuz snow is fun.
No one in Sacramento over the age of 17 uses the word "hella." Except Gwen Stefani.
by TheKoolAidGuy August 30, 2010
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sacramento

the place in which we live diversly 4 once! Ppl of jst about any race u can think of. livin happily on lowclass midclass or upper class. Sac is where its at. and dude wth "cowtown"? where da cows at? lived in sac all my life aint seen 1 yet. umm helloo city not a countryland
lets go 2 downtown sac sacramento
by Blooney January 22, 2011
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