mampi swift 

The art of mixing badly, with a complete lack of beat matching. To mash tunes together.

'Geez that dj mixes like mampi swift'

mampi swift by alex lumb March 31, 2008

taylor swift breath 

When a girl sucks your butt-hole and takes a hit of your fart from your asshole. Then kisses you and shares it with you

This morning I had Taylor Swift breath because I ate my dogs butthole

taylor swift breath by john RE. illish October 6, 2013

Taylor Swift Syndrome 

The Taylor Swift syndrome is when a person male or female cannot seem to hold on to a man/woman. It seems that everyone there with breaks up with them, they always end up alone.

Said person fails to realize that maybe the problem is THEM, and not the people they have tried to date.

you never seem to be able to hold onto a man or a woman you must have the Taylor Swift syndrome. Maybe you are the problem!

Taylor Swift Syndrome by Sbouda21 August 31, 2017

Taylor Swift 

A parents' term for someone they think is a bad influence, and they want their child to stop hanging around them.

Jimmy! I already told you, I don't want you to hang around Sammy any more! He's just another Taylor Swift!

Taylor Swift by HeyBug October 3, 2017

Taylor Swift 

A singer quick to talk about knocking people out, and even quicker to to take them to court to do the actual fighting with them.

Taylor Swift is quick to talk about knocking people out in the street in a song, but in reality she's doing most if not all of her fighting in court.

Taylor Swift by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

A Swift 

By alluding to a faux-pas made by a famous person, you unknowingly give that person a popularity boost.

"Did you see the MTV Video Awards the other night?"
"Yeah, did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift?"
"Oh, man, don't even. You are totally trying to sell me a Swift."

A Swift by skayrlae September 16, 2009

tater swift 

Attempting to persuade a member of the same sex to have a sexual encounter with you.

I believe that gentleman in the sauna was trying to tater swift me.

tater swift by The Potts November 23, 2012