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stalemate

To cum in a bottle, leave said cum in bottle until it grows moldy, then pull it out and pour it on the face of your lover when she least expects it. More disgusting than munging.
Jeff pulled a stalemate on Jenny last night, and she threw up on him.
by Chad and Jeff September 22, 2007
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Stal

Reference for an individual, normally a brotha, whose copulatory organ is resemblant of that of a stallion, mule, donkey, or most any other large, robust quadripedal mammalian vertebrate.
Jigga Stal impaled on dat bussay last wit dat 9.
by Don Jaime April 16, 2006
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Duce Staley

A small dump; a small #2
My stomach was really bothering me, but it turned out only Duce Staley visited.
by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003
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stalinist

1. Someone who thinks they have all the answers.
2. Someone who tells you do what they say, but not what they do.
3. People who think that they should be able to tell everyone else how to live.
4. Someone who would be happy to KILL you if you disagree with them.
SEE: Hilary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Any News Anchor from ABC,CBS, NBC, CNN, BBC, CBC, et al
Hilary will institute the Gulag system in America if she is elected, just like her Stalinist Hero's
by tightasafishesass April 30, 2006
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stale bagel

Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship
"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."
by PolyesterCarbonite April 5, 2016
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Stale

Being so boring that everyone is just cringing away because somone has nothing new, cool, funny or interesting to introduce to others
Mr.McGuffin is so stale we're all just waiting for the class to end already

Bro your pickup game was so stale even 2 day leftover popcorn gives out more zesty flavor to conversations
by TheDankerBanker September 4, 2016
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stalinette

A woman in power who outmanuvers her rivals for control. Someone who is secretively ruthless and seem to do things for the betterment of others. In short, the female version of Joseph Stalin.
Sheila's new boss is a Stalinette. It took Sheila six months to figure out the game her boss was playing. No one trusts anyone in the office now.
by Teufel 69 June 28, 2016
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