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Splenda Daddy

An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”
by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019
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Splenda-Daddy

Not as old or as rich as a Sugar Daddy and willing to take ugly or fat chicks
I got me a Splenda-Daddy, no more paying for Netflix for me!
by Air-Bliss October 6, 2019
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Hey, look at that Splendiferous!
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Splendiferus

Amazing, Awesome, Perfect, splendid, all of the above.
Lisa, you are splendiferus in every way.
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SpEEn is the god of the spinning.
he speens in the void,we think thats enough proof.

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and use of Crocs in here is totally ok.
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Splenda Father

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
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splendider

A slang, informal and playful version of splendid which indicates something is more than the usual splendid.
In response to "Hope you're having a splendid weekend", the other person replied "My weekend, however splendid, got splendider"
by MB 1 October 3, 2020
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