Columbus Softserve

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.

Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!

by opeake January 18, 2020

Dirty solas

When you cum in your boyfriends ass, then pour it in a glass and drink it.

Strictly gay

I’m so horny tonight, I’m gonna give my bf a dirty solas

by Erik Etching June 17, 2021

Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Sajin Somas

A male but still a nice baby momma, lil cutie... weird ahh hair doe... brown harry potter on steriods

"I lob sajin"
"me too"
Sajin Somas - mischievous hooligan committing nefarious acts of violence

by sagroin lover 222 June 14, 2022

Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.

Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat

by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022

burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.

It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.

by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023

Marriott sodas

Free-flowing alcohol during work trips that hits different because corporate is paying. It’s that specific type of drunk you get when your company pays for drinks during business travel—the combination of expense accounts, hotel proximity to the bar, and peer pressure from colleagues leads to overindulgence—characterized by lowered inhibitions due to zero financial consequences and the weird social dynamics of drinking with coworkers in a soulless hotel bar 800 miles from home. Side effects include attempting to pack your suitcase at 3am, discovering you’ve been wearing your conference lanyard for 72 hours straight, and wondering if you’ve actually left the conference/hotel building complex since check-in.

Tyler: “Why are there three empty bottles of Stella and a half eaten room service burger in your bathroom sink?”
Jason: “Marriott Sodas, my friend. Marriott Sodas. Anyways, are you also having trouble connecting to the company VPN? I gotta get the updated SOW terms to the team in India by 3am.”

by Travelbuddy2007 February 6, 2026