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Soap Stroker

A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.
"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."
by hairydolphin217 May 20, 2020
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soap

soap is a block of some stuff and when applied to the human body turns into a bubbly piece of shit also this disintegrates

for some reason soap is also used to clean your body.
Mario:hi im dirty
luigi take this soap youll become cool
Mario:yahoo
by Patcatisrad April 5, 2022
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Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
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Soap

Someone with whom you have a strong sexual attraction and level of sexual interaction, but that you generally don't get along with otherwise. Someone who is largely incompatible with you in every way other than sexual. A very casual sexual partner
Jill and Thomas don't like each other, but they enjoy having sex with each other, so they are considered soaps.

See: Soaping, Soaper
Person A: Are you inviting Jackson to hangout with us?
Person B: Nah, him and I don't get along, he's just a soap.
Person A: Ohh I didn't realize you two were soaps
Person B: Yeah we've been soaping for months now.
by Snoman Melting January 19, 2023
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undoxable soap

Soap used daily to make sure you remain undoxable (Covers your tracks and become undoxable)
I use undoxable soap everyday to remain undoxable
by undoxablesoap April 18, 2018
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Soap

Mmmm yummy I love soap mmmmmm yummy yummy
Hey dude "friend is eating soap" friend:Mmmm yummy I love soap mmmmmm yummy yummy
by Oobergoober2 April 23, 2023
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