cell phone snobbery

A flip phone? Seriously? Did the welfare check not come in

Kyle is displaying cell phone snobbery in this conversation:
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"

"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"

"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.

by Jackie826 January 15, 2011

cell phone snobbery

An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).

Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"

by jackieo826 January 17, 2011

Scottsdale Snobbs

People that think prestiougsley of themselfs they all drive Mercerdez-Benz and wear their Juicy Coture jumpsuits in 100 degrees. They all act dumb and amazingly brunett but there are blondes sprinkled in. AKA Btches! Proably the same at Chatswin in Suburgatory!

I'm a Scottsdalian Scottsdale Snobbs!

by Tells The BAre Truth November 6, 2012

snobble

Snobble is the dried tracks from a wet dog nose that has touched car windows and glass panes.

"Sorry! My dog, Riley, has left a lot of snobble on your passenger side window."

by Terry West August 22, 2006

Donkey's Nob

Cockney rhyming slang for "Bob"

Cor blimey guv'nah, I got old Donkey's Nob on the dog and bone here, innit

by graham vole June 12, 2007

Snobbler

Someone who snores and slobbers simultaneously while sleeping.

I would let my dog in at nights but he is a snobbler.

"That Laurie from Butte is cute, but i hear she is a snobbler"

by ryba December 9, 2008

Snobvious

An agreement of an obvious conclusion.

'Dave, This cheese tastes milky..' 'Snobviously, Steve!'

by xpdamas December 26, 2009