slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

by brunette farts October 14, 2019

Slap the fuck outta you

To slap someone so hard that they become reproductively unsound and unable to perform sexually.

"Next time I see you, me and you are gonna have a heart to heart and I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you"

by Carl_Spackler May 28, 2016

Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

"SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

When you are so drunk you start swinging at anybody in sight

"If i drink anymore of this Remy Martin i'll be "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006

Slap-Ass Friday

A day when you can slap people's asses.

Woot! It's slap-ass Friday! *slaps people's asses*

by xxVampire.Angelxx October 29, 2007

slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump

I need to slap a deuce.

by Sledge January 23, 2004

slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other

Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?

by ling69 November 9, 2013