slam desks

Slamming desks is when two people of the same sex (usually male) rapidly slam their fronts together, usually bringing sexual pleasure to the individuals.

'Hey, Come over so we can slam desks' He suggested.

by saugen June 5, 2018

fuck-slammed

When you slam the door promptly after answering it at the sight of someone or something on the other side of the door, often causing the words "OH FUCK!" to be shouted aloud as you "fuck-slam" the door in their face.

I fuck-slammed the door quickly at the sight of my ex on the other side!

by PozPiggy January 22, 2018

slam-sludge

Pronunciation: \'slam-ˈsləj\
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English whoresludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, slutsauce; akin to Old High German slīh mire.
Date: 15th century

a muddy or slushy mass, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the vagina of a slampig when she is sexually aroused. Slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.

Waking up after a long night of drinking, Gary noticed that a naked girl was sharing his bed with him. When he rolled her over, he realized that it was just Brenda, the local slampig. He grimaced as he felt the dried up crust of slam-sludge on his shriveled penis, and smelled its rancid stench in his mustache.

by colostomykid October 22, 2009

Soup Slam

A soup slam is when you combine two different soups.

"What's for dinner tonight?" "We're having a soup slam with leftovers!"

by HotHobbit999 January 12, 2014

neutral slam

when you rev up your engine and drop your gear from neutral to drive usually done on automatic cars.

Also known as a a neutral drop.

I fucked up my car because i did too many neutral slams

by sidmon69 October 13, 2019

Slammed Social

Dogging.

Your obsession with plots and crowds And fucking the whole town's a reflection on Slammed Social.

by Originalgameboy August 9, 2016

spam slam

To be hit with a large number of spam e-mails all at once such that you lost track of other "Real Mail".

I did not get to read your note about that meeting in time since I got 'Spam Slammed' and had to delete the junk.

by Webb Morgan January 6, 2007