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Boarding a sinking ship

Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.
"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"

"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"
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Swinging

Swinging
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hash slinging slasher

some kah nigga from spongebob
guy 1: yo im finna hash slinging slasher your bumhole nigga
guy 2: thats kinda gay cuz
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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...
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signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation
Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.
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hash slinging

1. Slinging Dope
" Hey man, we all set to go hash slinging tonight? "

2. Being an annoying shit and hash-tagging random things on your photos
"Radmilla posted a picture of her car, but her hash tags are: #LOL #10PM #tiptoinginmyjawdins #brazzerz #hashtag #lethashslingingbeapopularthinglikebruh #bruh #BRUH #Sling #that #hash #stop "

3. Being a very salty and spooky being too spooky to be in the presence of beings.

" That ghost is super hash slinging "

- By NK ;)
" Hey man, we all set to go hash slinging tonight? "

"Radmilla posted a picture of her car, but her hash tags are: #LOL #10PM #tiptoinginmyjawdins #brazzerz #hashtag #lethashslingingbeapopularthinglikebruh #bruh #BRUH #Sling #that #hash #stop "

" That ghost is super hash slinging "
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swinging dicks

Males that travel in packs, all of which are (manwhores) male sluts. They all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. Jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose. Sometimes other friends wonder if the swinging dicks are possibly bi-sexual, because the swinging dicks have no emotional ties to women. This could make it possible for the swinging dicks to take it up the ass.
"Look Lyn, there's Brian. It looks like those jeans could be a bit uncomfortable, and I can smell him all the way over here."
"Well Di, he is one of the swinging dicks. Hurry duck so he doesn't see us."
by Mrs. I February 19, 2006
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